Still Crazy After a Long Winter

Hibernation over! People are calling and in their winter rest became more demanding. What I find most peculiar is that no one is ever home, now I know most people love not to work and complain that they need to be home more, but call and say your coming over- no one is ever home. Surely they aren't working, but the thing that most people love to do the most stay home and do nothing is just not happening when someone needs to come over to do something. I always wonder what is so important? Most cases they are doing nothing somewhere else! Odd, yet bears the question then when you give a time range they retort can you call me. Jeez lady that's what I'm doing now! You can stay put for two hours in one place, even an hour? can you give me 15 minutes before you have to abandon ship and go shopping?